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By AshamedDaughter - 17/08/2011 07:14 - Canada

Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML

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By Dmessmer1 - 05/06/2016 08:37 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he can get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

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Communication breakdown

By Anonymous - 27/03/2024 08:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, my mom, who still refuses to get a mobile phone, was late coming home, so I was sent to buy dinner. Dad wanted seafood. I picked it up and returned, only to find Mom was already back with McDonald's. Dad insisted we eat that, despite my protests and MY money I'd spent on HIS request. I made sure Mom saw the Verizon ads. FML

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Cheap and gross

By ilovemypup - 31/10/2016 11:20

Today, while at my job in a candy store, a boy stuck his hand into the bin, contaminating the candy. As I politely explained that the dad had to purchase the affected candy he refused, yelled, then angrily agreed to buy them. The total cost of the candy with the extra pieces? $1.69. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML

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By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

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Jacobt24 19

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:50

Take some sugar packets, go to your crush, and say, "I think you dropped your nametag."

mthammer 4

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:50

Why not just get him to be your sugar daddy?

Comments

eatmyshortssss1 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:57

Oh you poor baby. *rolls eyes*

THRASHtillDEATH 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 2:40

thats not that bad lol

Richhybbz 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:33

ydi for having a crush who works in McDonalds.

canadianpride 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:59

He works at McDonalds ... I wouldn't be to worried.

robertcahill 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 4:41

your crush works at mcdonalds? hahaha!

danielm097 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 4:54

Happened 2 me before bt w/out the crush part

waileybeem1994 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 4:59

Sounds like my dad but only it's take as many ketchups as you can since there free. Idc though even if a guy I like is there. It's funny to me

vbmg152 18

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:14

And, the problem is..... Us old people like free stuff! We all do it! Who cares if you're embarrassed! Ever supported a family? No! Well, when you do, you'll understand!! Stay your ass home next time, it'll be cheaper for him! YDI

ilovecheer98 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:40

FYLL

Miss_Represented 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:00

if your crush works at Mc D's you got bigger issues than your dad snatching sugar...

justanotherhuman 21

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:32

...such as? Just to clarify, are you inferring that this young man is in some way less for having a legal job in *this* economy as opposed to say... being a legal minor that takes up small-time criminal activities that could potentially ruin his adult life, such as selling pot or burglarizing wealthy neighbors for a quick buck? Or have I fallen prey to a troll on behalf of your namesake?