Miscellaneous, Family, Food and Thief: Help yourself

Help yourself

By BunnysKitty - 10/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Columbia City

Today, I wanted to pack my lunch with some of my homemade meatloaf leftover from last night's dinner, but I couldn't find it anywhere in my fridge. Later in the evening, my boyfriend's parents invited us over for dinner. They served meatloaf. The meatloaf they stole from my fridge last night when they visited. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:14 - United States

Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML

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Hangry

By Sad and hungry - 22/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML

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You deserved it 471

By Anonymous - 26/07/2015 22:43 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to put a lasagna in the oven for dinner. I was greeted by a revolting scent of a chicken-soup and biscuits boxed dinner. The fridge apparently was too full for my brother to put it away inside, so he covered it up and forgot about it in the oven. We made that dinner two weeks ago. FML.

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You deserved it 2 205

By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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You deserved it 15 974

MY CHEESE!

By Anonymous - 19/11/2024 16:00 - United States - Tuckerton

Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML

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You deserved it 78

Oh, hi!

By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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You deserved it 35 422

By Jake Leiter - 20/03/2016 18:12 - United States - Grantham

Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML

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You deserved it 1 234

Wealth gap

By Anonymous - 06/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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You deserved it 17 497

Brain worms

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Ridgefield

Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML

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You deserved it 10 009

Gwengreen 6

Tuesday 11 July 2017 6:24

You should ask for the recipe for their *amazing* meatloaf and see their reaction.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 11 July 2017 4:39

That must be some badass meatloaf! 1. Your in-laws loved it so much they stole it. 2. They decided to share it with you. 3. You won’t have it for lunch. Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad!

Comments

Talented73 54

Tuesday 11 July 2017 18:33

I guess someone pinched a (meat)loaf.

tease_ftx 8

Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:02

tell those theives where they can stick it

hunterseal 18

Tuesday 11 July 2017 23:23

WTF ... Steal their credit cards and invite them to dinner. pay for their dinner with their cards.. lol jk but how low lol

piinksock 17

Wednesday 12 July 2017 6:09

They can't possibly think you don't know. Either 1: they think they're being funny 2: this is a display of dominance, "we've stolen from you and are rubbing your face in it. We know you wont do anything". 3: they are trying to force an argument between your partner and yourself, banking on your partner rejecting your ridiculous accusation of meatloaf theft. None of those are good. Good luck to you.

mindyobidzness 4

Thursday 13 July 2017 0:14

What the hell? Don't invite them again!

olga_crvjl 19

Thursday 13 July 2017 7:57

Damn lmao question is did you eat it? Lol

jfsiv 17

Thursday 13 July 2017 20:32

that takes balls.... or extreme stupidity.

Goldzilluh 19

Saturday 15 July 2017 8:29

I'm sorry, that's not right. I would've definitely called them out on it. Not cool.

Lee Elliott 4

Monday 14 August 2017 23:21

part of me is like "... how do you know? and how much leftover meatloaf did you have, for it to be used again as a meal for a few people?" also, for some reason if it was stolen, i'm assuming the kid stole it, for some ******* reason, and whoever made dinner might've just been like "oh, suddenly theres leftover meatloaf, better serve that" rather than a collaborative effort to steal from you and rub it in your face. also, maybe they are aliens, unsure of your food intake requirements, so rather than study, they just stole your already made food and presented it to you.