Help!

By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 11:25 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML
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Lizardgirl 7

I can't help but feel bad for OP's wife too. The poor woman must be full of hormones and is probably on an emotional rollercoaster right now.

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BeccaHugs 17

I sympathize with her: dogs that bark for hours on end are incredibly annoying and frustrating. But think of it this way: if your wife had not called you, eventually your neighbours would have.

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crazytwinsmom 25

OP could have called first just to make sure it was necessary for him to run home.

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buddy51 23

Yes, because nothing says "I love you" better than a call evaluating a hormonally crazed pregnant woman and then telling her "It's not enough of an emergency for me to come help you!" Good response, OP, good response indeed. I predict some failed relationships in #41's past, present and future.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

I tolerated your poor sarcasm until I read the last line. That was completely unnecessary and rather hurtful. Good response, 91, good response indeed.

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simplysarcastics 26

It's just her hormones raging. Things she eats, hears becomes amplified to her since she is pregnant. She will also be moody, emotional etc.

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Chumsword 8

Don't forget the incredible sense of smell.

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simplysarcastics 26

I knew i was leaving out something. My fifth grade teacher yelled at me because she could smell my grape gum, pregnant women can be scary...

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etishuman22 32

You sound like you're not a very understanding person. She's not "immature", she's PREGNANT. She's building an entirely new life within her, and those hormones make you do crazy things and cry over the littlest things. I know a story that my parents told me that while my mother was pregnant with me: my dad thought he'd be nice and clean out the fridge for her. Well, there was a tomato in there, and my mom craved tomatoes throughout her pregnancy with me. Instead of thanking my dad for cleaning out the fridge when she discovered it, she burst into tears over the "wasted" tomato. Also, I believe OP could have had it worse, OP's wife could have been crying over "furniture not living up to its destiny". So settle down there, trigger.

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perdix 29

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who?

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MitchellB1026 8

Tell that bitch to shut up that's ******* stupid

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Hazelino 25

You're the one who got her pregnant in the first place. I say: deal with it.

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Stefanie88 24

Don't be too hard on her...pregnancy hormones are probably kicking in, but FYL op

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