Help!

By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 11:25 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML
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Lizardgirl 7

I can't help but feel bad for OP's wife too. The poor woman must be full of hormones and is probably on an emotional rollercoaster right now.

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BeccaHugs 17

I sympathize with her: dogs that bark for hours on end are incredibly annoying and frustrating. But think of it this way: if your wife had not called you, eventually your neighbours would have.

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perdix 29

Unless you've got shit dogs, they only bark incessantly when something is wrong. Be a man and investigate the problem without whining to the world about it.

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Connect 10

He wasn't whining about it. She was. He was telling us of his poor hormonal wife.

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TheRealBruce 12

Normally your comments aren't in bad taste like this one perdix

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RedPillSucks 31

Perdix is not know for letting bad taste get in the way of a good snarky comment. (now, bad testes, is another matter).

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perdix 29

#21, #32, do either of you have dogs? Unless you've got crappy, nervous, untrained dogs, they just don't bark continuously for no reason. His FML is his way of whining to us that he had to go home and take care of his pregnant wife.

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botanistjessica 24

I used to have two dogs that just stood in front of the window and barked at everything, for no reason. And they were fine otherwise. So I must politely disagree with you, Perdix.

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RedPillSucks 31

What happened to them? Meatloaf?

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botanistjessica 24

They got old and died :'( RIP puppy dogs.

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dr_snow_bear 29

Good on you OP for going home and checking on her!

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Inna0 2

She's stupid. Just because she got knocked up doesn't mean she should be incapable of handling every day tasks. She was not helpless in the situation, she was just being stupid and immature.

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MuseFan1991 14

54-i hope you get pregnant just so you can see how 'immature' she really was. even more so if you're male

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sabrinaacrow 26

Don't call her stupid when you don't know her, I'm sure she's not, and I'm sure she's a lot nicer than you

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lndala 15

#54 have you ever been pregnant? If not, please kindly refrain from insulting pregnant women. You're probably going to be an "immature" pregnant person with an attitude like that.

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redsoxgrl824 11

#54 actually you're being the "stupid & immature" one. How do you know she may be bed ridden and cannot get up to calm the dog down and she is overwhelmed. Think before you type next time.

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titibug823 11

She's pregnant. Her body is RAGING with hormones right now. She is allowed to act like a crazy person.

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Radoh 3

Yeah, that'll happen with pregnancies.

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etishuman22 32

Poor OP's wife! Congrats to you guys, and just know that she might be driving you crazy, but she's the one carrying your child! Be grateful you don't have to go through what she's going through! :)

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01Ben21 10

Hormones, they'll get you every time.

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babeababe 16

Buy her some cake, and then buy the dogs some bones to chew. Problem solved.

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mattorama 15

OP can't keep his dogs in line, and can't keep his wife in line. YDI.

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