Drinking is bad for you, most of the time

By Lennie Mcfish - 09/04/2020 14:00

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Today, while at a party, my extremely drunk crush came up to me and told me she had a crush on me. She then wanted to have sex with me while drunk, but since she was under the influence, I didn't. Later, when I told her about it, she say denied the fact that she likes me. FML
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omgjenwtf 11

She’s probably just embarrassed. Alcohol is like truth serum for many. Just tell her how you feel, what have you got to lose now!

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Lennie Mcfish 19

for everyone asking why was I at a party and didn't stay home during home during this epidemic, this actually happened before the quarantine but it just got posted recently

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omgjenwtf 11

She’s probably just embarrassed. Alcohol is like truth serum for many. Just tell her how you feel, what have you got to lose now!

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

good on you for staying true but stay **** at home you dumbshit

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Lennie Mcfish 19

this actually happened before the quarantine but it just got posted recently

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tounces7 27

Why do so many people not understand that FML is frequently MONTHS behind in some of their postings?

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Aiden89 23

Good for you man, being level headed

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Lennie Mcfish 19

for everyone asking why was I at a party and didn't stay home during home during this epidemic, this actually happened before the quarantine but it just got posted recently

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RichardPencil 30

Of course she doesn't like you anymore -- you rejected her sexual advances. You can't reject women's sexual advances without severe consequences. It's a double-standard, but it's real.

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Kay Jacline Salvatierra 16

On the bright side, at least you can’t be accused of rape.

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kenken5 16

More Iike at least he isn’t a rapist. Having sex with someone under the influence is rape.

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weazle 13

Nobodies going to point out that op said they didn’t because their cousin was drunk and it because it was their cousin...

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CRC_101 31

You did the right thing. There's no wobbling around that. What's more, if she's denying she likes you now, I can only imagine what she'd be saying about you now if you HAD had sex with her while she was inebriated. Good work.

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