Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Help!

Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 17/08/2019 18:00

Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML

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By traumatized - 12/04/2014 18:07 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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ItsaMeLuigi 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 11:56

Words cannot describe how embarrasing that must have been.

AussieChild 22

Sunday 25 November 2012 11:56

How does that even happen?? I've heard of young children getting stuck, but an adult...??

Comments

lmbachman 23

Sunday 25 November 2012 17:14

Why was the silence awkward??? I mean, you're just using the bathroom...

Glitterhinoceros 14

Sunday 25 November 2012 17:27

OP must be one of those people who initiate the awkward conversations.

ICastillo 24

Sunday 25 November 2012 17:53

#51 it became awkward after OP asked the other person how their shit was coming along and if it was going smooth.

Sinamoi 18

Sunday 25 November 2012 17:55

No problem sargent sarcasm. :D

The_1_One 3

Sunday 25 November 2012 17:59

1. how do u notice an awekward silence in the washroom. you go in there for business. 2. how wet was ur butt to get it suctioned to the toilet? 3. wipe better next time.

buckdharma 36

Sunday 25 November 2012 18:36

Aye, it's a dangerous job on the high seas. The last thing I heard me Captain say was there she blows, and the sound was deafening. The bell tolled five times that fateful day for me mates who were lost, but we landed err, with enough blubber to light are lamps for a fortnight.

Missy2612 11

Sunday 25 November 2012 19:04

How terribly embarrassing.. and probably painful! geez.. maintenance men have probably seen it all.

snafu63 0

Sunday 25 November 2012 19:53

An awkward silence?! Are you dense? You're not supposed to have a conversation while sitting there, you totally deserve this for not understanding what proper bathroom etiquette is.