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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML

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By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park

Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML

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By yuck - 21/06/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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By No good deed... - 29/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML

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By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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Slumming it

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, my mum and I were moving the last of  my stuff into my new flat when I heard some creaking. The sound was  coming from the bathroom, so I went to check it out. As I stepped  through the door, the floor collapsed and the bathtub and I fell  right through. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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waswashere 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:23

It was a booby trap!!

desireev 17

Tuesday 27 December 2011 22:20

Oh my goodness!! That is terrible! Boob pain is the absolute worst!! I feel your pain! FYL for sure!!

Comments

RoxxyHustle 7

Wednesday 28 December 2011 2:34

how long are your boobs that they were up on the counter when your hip was on the floor? I've got a cartoonish socks-in-the-wind image in my head.

AlabasterRed 8

Wednesday 28 December 2011 3:04

Holy crap, this sounds a lot like something that would happen in my great-grandmother's trailer in Jacksonville. Does the OP know Jane Norton?

sarahkins89 4

Wednesday 28 December 2011 3:06

hahaha I have totally done something similar except I was at work washing windows on the outside of a house and fell through the boardwalk

maddienoelle 13

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:17

I would be laughing too (:

beeffyboy 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:28

what size boobs?

MelTheGreat 23

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:54

I'm a girl and it doesn't hurt me at all.

KailyKii 11

Wednesday 28 December 2011 7:23

Keevarou is the nice guy on fml. :)

Chavez45 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:34

That must of been a low counter lol FYL

MPerez6473 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:24

What were your husband and grandmother doing in the bathroom with you?

cheefer 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 11:17

Nice guys still finish last. Wait, isn't that a good thing???

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