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By notwasted39 - 13/07/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was walking to my mailbox when I fell down and couldn't get up. My neighbor walked by with his dog, took one look at me struggling, said, "What is wrong with kids these days, drunk at 9 a.m.?" and continued on. I couldn't get up because I'm still healing from a stress fracture in my hip. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By Triple F - 07/03/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By TheLemon - 17/02/2017 04:00 - Turkey - Aydin

Today, I finally had a chance to get outside after receiving shrapnel to my leg. My crutches had not yet arrived so I didn't want to risk it, but my buddies said they had my back. We went to the seaside and I sat down as they say they'd be right back. It started to rain and everyone forgot me. I can stand, but not walk. FML

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Monday 13 July 2009 23:02

ohh that must suck! guess the neighbor isn't too nice...

evanwilliams 4

Monday 13 July 2009 23:16

Hey, if you get drunk enough it won't hurt so much. And you'll live up to your neighbor's expectations as well. Problem solved. You're welcome.

Comments

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 14 July 2009 0:44

lmao #10!!!

WaterMist 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 0:59

Shoulda replied "I FRACTURED MY HIP ASSHOLE!"

vampire_dragon 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:04

that kinda sucks...

beethoven_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:13

Oh my god what an asshole that guy is

Uconnrunner 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:19

dude, when the neighbor says that, why the hell didn't you say "I have a broken hip and can't get up!" instead of taking that comment and letting your neighbor assume that you are a drunk. (by the way, if you broke that hip by being drunk, then that neighbor is right in a way)

vampirate 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 7:48

looks like someone needs to read up a bit on *stress* fractures...

stephiebabyy 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:29

Get revenge: egg his house, steal his dog, trip him, sneak some vodka in his morning coffee, when he's away throw a huge party at his house, beat his ass, spray paint dirty things all over his drive way, get drunk and puke all over his lawn, get his dog drunk, follow him around and yell creepy things at women when they walk by and make them think he's saying it, watch some **** and play it as loud as you possibly so he can hear it, or have extremely loud sex in your backyard so he can hear that too.