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By notwasted39 - 13/07/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I was walking to my mailbox when I fell down and couldn't get up. My neighbor walked by with his dog, took one look at me struggling, said, "What is wrong with kids these days, drunk at 9 a.m.?" and continued on. I couldn't get up because I'm still healing from a stress fracture in my hip. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By Triple F - 07/03/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By TheLemon - 17/02/2017 04:00 - Turkey - Aydin

Today, I finally had a chance to get outside after receiving shrapnel to my leg. My crutches had not yet arrived so I didn't want to risk it, but my buddies said they had my back. We went to the seaside and I sat down as they say they'd be right back. It started to rain and everyone forgot me. I can stand, but not walk. FML

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live_my_life245 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:02

ohh that must suck! guess the neighbor isn't too nice...

evanwilliams 4

Monday 13 July 2009 23:16

Hey, if you get drunk enough it won't hurt so much. And you'll live up to your neighbor's expectations as well. Problem solved. You're welcome.

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Theresata 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:55

aww im sorry bout that i hope you feel better. but i gotta tell you though, as i was reading this fml I could've sworn the guy was gonna tease you and say, "Oh no! I have fallen! And i can't get up!!!"but then i just felt bad for you.. once again i hope you get better =]

Colleennn1579 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 7:15

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

sajeta 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 7:53

When you're in pain you can't yell. Sometimes all you can do is cry. Back off the OP.

Madkazer 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 10:51

Well, maybe if you were a better neighbor, he would feel like he should help. There are kids who hang outside my house drinking. If I saw one of them fall, i'd probably say the same thing.

on_your_side 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 16:05

I'm so sorry this happened. I was told this had been posted, so I had to come find out for myself. I hope you told him off and that you recover quickly. See you soon, I hope!

diabetic_rage 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 16:15

"Today, I was walking my dog around 9 in the morning. I happened to walk by this young woman's house who had fallen down by her mailbox. I assumed she had been drinking so I said "What's wrong with kids these days, drunk at 9 AM." Turns out, she was still recovering from a hip fracture. FML" Like it?