Herpes goes to Monaco

By amethyst334 - 24/08/2021 18:01

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Today, after receiving a negative herpes test four months ago, my doctor called me and told me it was a false negative and I’ve been living with herpes for four months. I then had to tell everyone I’ve slept with about it, and worst of all my new boyfriend broke up with me. All in one day. FML
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mike3775 35

Damn how many people did you sleep with in 4 months?

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TwoBytesCarley 27

Since she might not know who she contracted it from, she most likely needs to tell people she slept with from previous to 4 months ago. However, anyone she has slept with within the past 4 months would have been a harder conversation because it was 100% guarantee that they slept with someone with an std, and some people can really react poorly to that information.

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mike3775 35

Damn how many people did you sleep with in 4 months?

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Plop 17

I don't think Mike misunderstood. He's just being a judgmental prick.

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mike3775 35

No I am curious because the lady said she had to tell everyone she slept with for the past 4 months. After re-reading it, I am still confused if she only had to tell people from 4 months ago or if she had to tell people from prior to 4 months to me, I don’t know. I’m not being judgmental, just the way I am reading it, it seems like she has slept with a lot of people in the past 4 months, the way it is written to me. If I am misreading it, sorry for the confusion.

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TwoBytesCarley 27

Since she might not know who she contracted it from, she most likely needs to tell people she slept with from previous to 4 months ago. However, anyone she has slept with within the past 4 months would have been a harder conversation because it was 100% guarantee that they slept with someone with an std, and some people can really react poorly to that information.

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Jon Tessler 14

do you react better or worse depending on the number of people she slept with is higher or lower? "**** shaming" the OP is a bad look on your part.

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Alan 54

Reading comprehension test results: - TwoBytesCarley: 1 - Mike: 0

raven_of_azarath 34

And if she did, is that a problem? (And before you say “it clearly is since she got an STI,” she could have easily gotten that from her first partner and not known until now).

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RichardPencil 30

You don't need to tell them. The person that gave it to you didn't tell you, right? Let all the people who boned you find out the old-fashioned way.

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cuz803 44

Almost the entire human population has a form of HSV so you'll get use to it and find someone who won't care and understands.

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Jon Tessler 14

OP, sorry you got Herpes, but a lot of people have it, and while it is contagious, it's not that big of a deal, if you watch for outbreaks. sorry your BF broke up with you, that is not supportive of him, and you can use the support.

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ninithel 19

you're only contagious when you're active. just FYI.

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randybryant799 20

Damn. How many people have you slept with in 4 months???

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