Hey there cutie

By meow - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML
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Top comments

ChenEighty 20

I'm surprised a stranger was on your Facebook in the first place... Maybe you should look into that.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Brace yourselves, cat jokes related to female genetalia are coming.

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Comments

repKyle95 24

Considering that cats pretty much rule over the internet, I would not be surprised.

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purpleunicorn11 7

Its love at first sight. People are into some weird things.

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Infamous_Tora 12

If you're going to try for the cat-female genitalia joke, at least spell fetish right..

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graceinsheepwear 33

My boyfriend's cat always looks like he has bed eyes. They are blue and straight across on top. I swear, that cat is downright sexy! My girl cat has a crush on him too, but she is socially awkward. FHL

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bobo_the_bear 5

Can't tell if 18 is serious or making a joke.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Sadly I live with zero cats at the moment.I'm definitely crazy, but it's not a cat thing. My boyfriend however, lives with 4 cats, including mine.

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zoegirl_455 30

Politely tell them your cat is already in a relationship and "it's complicated"

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cheshirecat13242 32

That's why we don't put pussy pics on social networks.

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LanceGoodthrust 19

Maybe this stranger is a cat food commercial casting agent. Way to go, OP, you just torpedoed your cat's acting career.

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perdix 29

Aw, I'm sorry. Your pussy is finally getting some attention and, alas, it's not the one that is being sorely neglected :(

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perdix 29

What? You don't like the "sorely" bit?

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RedPillSucks 31

No one wants a sore pussy

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isuckok 11

I liked the joke perdix. I apologize on behalf of the people that just can't understand.

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Cartera 10

54 - How about you hop off the Perdix fanboy wagon.

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perdix 29

#61, if I'm reading her name right, she can stay on as long as she wants ;)

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