Hey there cutie

By meow - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML
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Top comments

ChenEighty 20

I'm surprised a stranger was on your Facebook in the first place... Maybe you should look into that.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Brace yourselves, cat jokes related to female genetalia are coming.

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Comments

Sriehl 13

Hahaha you might want to be careful with your cat...you never know when some creeper with take your cat because of its "seductive eyes"

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ladystate 22

Coming from a cat lover I find some cats to be absolutely beautiful. However, that's what private Facebook is for and never ever add people you don't know. If they message you with odd things about your cat no telling what else they could see about your life.

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bobo_the_bear 5

It's one thing to find a cat beautiful, it is a whole different ball game to find a cat attractive and seductive.

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SuperMew 22

Yeah. Big difference. I have an Irish Wolfhound. Standing on his hind legs he is 5'9. I was walking him one day when a lady stopped and commented that he would be a great dog to **** in a dog ****. She asked if i rented him out.

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timss4 19

Maybe his dream is to become a **** star, you can't hold him back- that's not very supportive lol

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notanimmigrant 16

In other words, your cat is purrfect for him

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Vnzlan_girl 10

well I don't know about YOUR cat but my cat is pretty damn sexy...Just saying (:

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drshn 22

Well then I bet it gets a lot of attention from strangers.

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mattrd_fml 31

you should put your profile on private so wierdos can't see your stuff.

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purrypie 9

Sorry OP!! I can only imagine the look on your face when you came to that conclusion :)

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SuperMew 22

That's special. I would check your settings and out it on private

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