Weird, Cats and Animals: Hey there cutie

Hey there cutie

By meow - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML

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ChenEighty 20

Wednesday 30 October 2013 15:56

I'm surprised a stranger was on your Facebook in the first place... Maybe you should look into that.

SgtAssCheeks 21

Wednesday 30 October 2013 15:56

Brace yourselves, cat jokes related to female genetalia are coming.

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djPanda 8

Wednesday 30 October 2013 21:45

That's funny

mrsnugglefunny 10

Wednesday 30 October 2013 21:48

I know who did that

eternal_malaise 10

Wednesday 30 October 2013 22:51

I can haz sexy eyes?

jonahwalzer 12

Wednesday 30 October 2013 22:51

Thats really creepy, maybe make your pictures private to strangers?

lucy7368 2

Wednesday 30 October 2013 23:31

Scammer. Never even looked at your picture. Block him, report to Facebook, and move on.

StompinOnCrayons 15

Thursday 31 October 2013 0:42

What happened to "Whatever floats your boat" ? (:

vinayj009 5

Thursday 31 October 2013 4:06

I can bet he is an imgurian.

yellowaholic 25

Thursday 31 October 2013 6:34

This is why the block button was invented.

xMykiss 11

Thursday 31 October 2013 9:38

Cat fetish? xD

BulbaAndMustache 3

Sunday 3 November 2013 9:12

Maybe the stranger's cat is a genius and wrote the comments.... Sometimes I think I'm stupid.–_–

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