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By LadyLola - 25/11/2013 05:22 - United States - Dayton

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Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would be funny to knock on the bathroom door with his penis, thinking it was me in there. She opened the door to find him standing there doing the "helicopter". FML
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anniemeece 23

Hey, it could be worse. He could have done that hoping your mother was inside!

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DocBastard 38

Did she have a stroke? Or did she refuse to touch it?

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Gingerette 8

Helicopter dick, gelicopter dick! I really want to listen to Lonely Island, now.

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Gingerette 8

Everyone who's anyone loves the helicopter.

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H4IL2TH3V 8

HaHa! I wonder how fast his "flotation device" deflated when he seen it wasn't his wife. -- I bet mom was ready for take off! Straight back to her own home. This makes me giggle... honestly I think its cute that he feels comfortable enough with his wife to act silly and spontaneous.

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honeymoonroyale 20

LOL I don't remember literally out loud after reading an FML. Sorry OP :(

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kennaem1 11

To impress a chick, helicopter dick

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RedPillSucks 31

No one's impressed with a floppy dick.

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amypr 20

Speak for yourself, 73. Some of us find flaccid, rotating dicks very erotic! ;)

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, when you say it like that, it sounds so damn sexy!

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kennaem1 11

It's actually a song haha

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cookie1207 19

We need to know what happened next!

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Nacker323 4

a real life meat spin.

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