High tension

By Discipl - 28/10/2014 03:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
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_parth 20

Damn. Did you activate all your superpowers to do that? Fyl op.

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tony1891 22

you may wanna start eating more fiber then.

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howtobestupid 16

Please see a doctor about your constipation it is a pressing matter

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lazyslumber 18

Was there some time constraint? You could have simply attempted later.

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reeper147 14

I have the same problem, but it affects me at least twice a month :( And yes, I know not to force it if nothing is there, but there always is something there, and if I dont push then I may need a c-section later on! xD

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cjwayy 22

I've actually done that before.

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KaywinnetLeeFrye 15

Fiber and water. For real.

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GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Shouldn't do that man, if it's not coming don't force it and come back later. That's how you turn your asshole inside out

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