High tension

By Discipl - 28/10/2014 03:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
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_parth 20

Damn. Did you activate all your superpowers to do that? Fyl op.

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tony1891 22

you may wanna start eating more fiber then.

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_parth 20

Damn. Did you activate all your superpowers to do that? Fyl op.

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kristabelli 19

Dude you really should eat some lentils or some leafy greens.

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buddy_J 16

Youse Larry the Cable Guy technique. Use handicap stalls for power pushin and squeezin

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incoherentrmblr 21

Also use some Prilosec OTC...

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muzy 23

op should consider themselves lucky that they only got a nosebleed. It could have resulted in a much more serious outcome.

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joeyl2008 29

I thini that means you were pushing with the wrong end

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tony1891 22

you may wanna start eating more fiber then.

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cakefete2 30

Well Jesus, you're gonna have to turn OP's water into Metamucil.

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tony1891 22

as they say. an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Soviet_American 29

^^^^ A Fiber 1 bar a day, will keep the nose bleeds away*

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xnikkilynn 11

Definitely eat more fiber. I eat bran buds and pento beans every day. My gram has congested heart failure and she told me that straining while pooping puts strain on the heart. OP go see a doctor and find out whatsup with you.

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zaynakins 11

i hope you had some toilet paper with you, then. need some for both ends there!

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jazzy_123 20

if he was on the toilet, I'm assuming there was already some toilet paper there.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

we share the same struggle, don't feel alone

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Brandi_Faith 33

Try Magnesium Glycinate capsules from a compound pharmacy. Works wonders! Also helps with constipation from painkillers.

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tony1891 22

what is there to explain? its pretty self explanatory actually.

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milky2321 14

its actually bad for you to push, you can easily burst a blood vessel. you should let it come out naturally.

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201chasew 22

I learn so much on here. I didn't know that could happen.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Your right 8, but telling someone that is extremely constipated to not push and wait for it to come naturally doesn't really help seeing as they would be waiting a very long time for it to come out on its own. Op probably needs to go to the pharmacy and buy some laxatives and or stool softeners. If this is a regular problem but they have trouble with laxatives they they should try Magnesium Glycinate capsules.

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HarshD9619 34

Don't put so much strain, it only causes pain

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jerryj 27

You may even burst a vein or clog the water main.

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MattM95 16

I didn't even know that was possible.

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devildog562 33

Lucky you didn't get a hernia also. Try some magnesium citrate next time.

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