By Strainer - 23/05/2015 04:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML
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Chrriis 20

How does one simply do that while taking a shit? What the ****.. Stop pushing so damn hard!

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Welshite 39

Next time play Eye of the Tiger for extra motivation.

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Chrriis 20

How does one simply do that while taking a shit? What the ****.. Stop pushing so damn hard!

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IAmzephyr 22

not enough taco bell

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pinkster2014 25

He was probably constipated. Op, I suggest more fiber and/or water in your diet :p

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CrassKal 27

There is a major blood vessel in that area of the body, and straining too hard can actually lead to heart attacks or other problems. Basically what I'm saying is, don't force it. If it's not going to happen it's not going to happen.

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deathshead 19

this guys pic of the cat, to perfect for the subject

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Welshite 39

Next time play Eye of the Tiger for extra motivation.

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SlimDanny 15

Or Don't Stop Believin'. That's my go to when I need some hype.

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aguynamednick 20

you had better keep an eye on that shity situation. prepare for the down votes!

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Dougie_Bee 21

Why would you say that if you know you're going to get downvoted?

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Horrible attempt at an overused pun, not mention you can't even spell "shitty"...

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MooKings 13

Dang. Try drinking more water throughout the day.

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lexos 16

You should probably see a doctor if you need to push so hard to take a crap

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19990231 29

When it gets to that point, just give up or take a laxative...

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tranced_ 45

What did you had for dinner last night ?

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PossiblyInDanger 24

I recommend taking laxatives next time.

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bogwarlock 19

sounds like someone needs more fiber.

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spinda 22

Did it hurt? Eat more vegetables, OP!

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