High tension

By Discipl - 28/10/2014 03:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
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_parth 20

Damn. Did you activate all your superpowers to do that? Fyl op.

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tony1891 22

you may wanna start eating more fiber then.

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Jthewat 22

To be honest, I've done that too.

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pooptitty 2

people always post these serious ass comments. and im over here like oh shit. thats ifunny material

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ARetardedSeal 24

Maybe if you try that again you'll go super sayian

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Fuzy2K 7

Why were you blowing your nose in the toilet? O_o

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NLM22 14

I feel your pain. I've a problem going to the bathroom since I was little.... my doctors only give give me laxative prescriptions and recommend prune juice.

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Brandi_Faith 33

If the laxatives cause cramping or you have any issues with them you should try getting Magnesium Glycinate capsules from a compounding pharmacy. I have chronic pain and the painkillers caused issues, but the magnesium worked really well without causing bad cramping or off and on diarrhea like some laxatives do.

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jeanyrios 10

DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN. PEOPLE HAVE DIED OF ANEURISMS BECAUSE OF THAT. FRUITS & WATER. SALADS & WATER. WATER & WATER. THAT WILL HELP KEEP YOU REGULAR

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Ki11erC 18

Speak up, I don't think they heard you at the back.

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