High tension

By Discipl - 28/10/2014 03:00 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 110
You deserved it 5 958

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Damn. Did you activate all your superpowers to do that? Fyl op.

tony1891 22

you may wanna start eating more fiber then.

Comments

Jthewat 22

To be honest, I've done that too.

people always post these serious ass comments. and im over here like oh shit. thats ifunny material

Maybe if you try that again you'll go super sayian

Why were you blowing your nose in the toilet? O_o

I feel your pain. I've a problem going to the bathroom since I was little.... my doctors only give give me laxative prescriptions and recommend prune juice.

If the laxatives cause cramping or you have any issues with them you should try getting Magnesium Glycinate capsules from a compounding pharmacy. I have chronic pain and the painkillers caused issues, but the magnesium worked really well without causing bad cramping or off and on diarrhea like some laxatives do.

jeanyrios 10

DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN. PEOPLE HAVE DIED OF ANEURISMS BECAUSE OF THAT. FRUITS & WATER. SALADS & WATER. WATER & WATER. THAT WILL HELP KEEP YOU REGULAR

Speak up, I don't think they heard you at the back.