High value male

By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 10:00

Today, my boyfriend has been fired from Amazon, rejected by the army, deactivated from Uber, and quit his fast food job. He also proposed. FML
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Yudith 24

You know, having a stay-at-home husband is not as bad as it seems. Provided that he does the cooking, cleaning, listening, and gardening a stay-at-home wife does.

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RichardPencil 30

He probably is anticipating that his remuneration as your full-time gigolo will be better than a bunch of odd jobs. The life of a kept man!

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Yudith 24

You know, having a stay-at-home husband is not as bad as it seems. Provided that he does the cooking, cleaning, listening, and gardening a stay-at-home wife does.

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core01 30

The one's who cant hold jobs also wont do any household jobs either.

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poopface82 19

I can’t be the only one who thinks there’s some kind of mental health issue going on here.

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Fairla31 6

You need to R.U.N do not have kids I repeat safe sex with him

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Crowned Sataness 12

he's fully ready for you to completely support him. run, and ffs do not get pregnant

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Wadlaen 23

He seems to be a rare specimen! Make sure you don't lose him! Good luck!!

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AzraelAngelus 15

Hope you said no

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core01 30

This one's defective. Throw him back.

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Brightside86 30

All of those jobs kind of suck anyways and are basically just traps for the poor/unskilled/unexperienced...except sometimes the Army. If things are otherwise good maybe see what it would take to get a real job. As a side note I just found out Lime pays $5 per scooter to charge and drop off some people on reddit are making 55k+ a year doing that. Also it's easy to make money going to garage/estate/book sales and just selling things online for a profit. Shouldn't take much to match the $16.50 or w/e those jobs offer.

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