Higher learning

By jaybob18 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 738
You deserved it 11 441

Same thing different taste

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stuff like that grinds my gear, teachers that don't use the god damn text book Fyl

Or that the ant is a statistic. 34% of ants die each year in unused text book accidents.

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CaliforniaLoveee 0
Cookielover101 0

You'll use it one day... Who knows... Maybe you'll need to place it under a table leg that is shorter than the other three. Or maybe you'll run into a taxi driver who is vertically challenged, and will give you a free ride somewhere just for giving him something to sit on. Gotta be optimistic, my friend.

awesome . now u got bug guts on your book

You know you can sell those back at the end of the semester...

ReynshineCutting 10

...but you don't get dick for them. I spent $170 on a chem book and they offered me $5 to buy it back. Then sometimes they won't even buy some of them back. I only sold back like 2 books this semester because they weren't buying all of them back.

The probability that the ant is dead equals 1.

I hate when teachers make you buy a book and they never use it. I paid $218 for a Biology book and it still has the wrapper on it and the school won't buy it back from me until late July and I bought it last August. College -_-

They told you the book would come in handy.

I hate those professors that make you buy textbooks you never use

1221jamw 11