Higher learning

By jaybob18 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML
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You deserved it 11 441
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LetItRise 0

stuff like that grinds my gear, teachers that don't use the god damn text book Fyl

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moshimoshi1993 8

Or that the ant is a statistic. 34% of ants die each year in unused text book accidents.

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LetItRise 0

stuff like that grinds my gear, teachers that don't use the god damn text book Fyl

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BaskenRobin 2

haha welcome to university! Where price of books are almost as much as tuition (combined) and then then end up sitting unopened because the prof decides not to use them!

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Jimmyd0t 0

agreed, and now that there's a dead ant on it, OP can't sell it back lol

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Agiggleaday 0

You could say the dead ant is a decoration.

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moshimoshi1993 8

Or that the ant is a statistic. 34% of ants die each year in unused text book accidents.

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sxe_beast 11

Wow 21 you made me LOL uncontrollably for like 5 minutes. My friends and other people at the mall are staring at me like I'm insane. IDK why that was so funny. FML =c Anyway the OP can probably carefully clean the ant off ^_^... Hopefully.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

23-- After reading the last few sentences in your bio, I'm going to thumb your comment down but not tell you why because it will simply drive you crazy.

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TurkTurkleton 0

you kinda just told her why you thumbed her down...

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Rawr_means_love3 0

39 and 50, Was that really hard to understand? I found it funny :)

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Veraymix 6

At least it was useful.

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EvilPotato 14

step 1-find a book or a similar object. step 2-drop that object on the ant. step 3-throw dead, mushed body away.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

^Step 4- Post the educational experience on FML

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zendaddy0 0

awww that was my most favorite ant

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katTKD 0

at least you don't have to worry about the ant anymore :)

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MrSassypants 32

Until it's brothers come back for revenge.

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dolphincheddar 10

why would u worry about an ant. it's.. an ant it can't do much except carry stuff and attempt to bite thru ur skin but fail. that or build a colony in your wall. on which case a textbook wouldn't help. -.-

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Fayelyn 0

Finally, a good use for overly priced school books. I will follow your example someday.

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theten_fml 9

just a couple more books and then stack them and use them as a tiny stool =]

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Cilph 3

"Probability and stochastic processes" by R.D. Yates and D.J. Goodman?

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Iamnotmyself 17

Obviously that, out of all the books in the world! My god your a smart man arn't you. You want a cookie!?

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marinus_fml 19

Just sell the book if you don't use it.

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Darcon 8

LOL!! Why doesn't OP just sell it?

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YacL 15

That ant had dreams, you know, and you went and crushed then with your damn, over-priced text book. F the ant's life.

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mockingjay_fml 0

I don't understand what op is talking about ..

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marinus_fml 19

Magical fairies dancing with pink unicorns. OP is a little disturbed.

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BaskenRobin 2

What's there not to understand?

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FarSide 22

@18: Just what are you trying to say BaskenRobin?

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BaskenRobin 2

I'm trying to ASK what she doesn't understand. The punctuation mark at the end of my comment clearly indicates a question not a statement.

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airborn54 0

that's cheap man my accounting book was like 240 bucks and I didn't get but 70 for it when I sold it

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marinus_fml 19

AIFRS text book? ( applying international financial reporting standards?) yeah that one cost me around $200 as well

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airborn54 0

idk man it had a big light bulb in the middle and it had plastic inserts

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ReynshineCutting 10

That's nothing. I spent $170 for a chemistry book. When I went to sell it back, they offered me $5. I ended up just keeping it.

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Surferbro 5

kudos to you good job bro

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