Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Hilariously sexy

Hilariously sexy

By Laceylace - 22/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Duped - 27/11/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML

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Beautiful

By Anonymous - 10/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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Remote sex

By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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National bard

By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

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By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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Whatever floats your boat

By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 11:48 - France - Belloy-en-france

Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly, and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML

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Booming

By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 02:22 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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firefox42 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:01

I say post the letter! Let us decide. lol

dwights 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:04

"dear boyfriend I want you to ride me like Seabiscuit. Spank me with a "riding crop". I then want to lick it clean." if it was something like that id say the same thing he did lol

Comments

mylifesuxx13 0

Friday 12 November 2010 3:21

At least he loves you

allyleigh 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 0:26

hahhh. well at least he's in love with you! :) that's sweet though.

teameminem 2

Tuesday 30 November 2010 15:02

This isn't really an FML... he said he loves you, and he's glad you have a sense of humor, even if what you were trying to say wasn't supposed to be funny. Next time, don't be as detailed and just talk to him in person to get him aroused, instead of writing a letter.

Bella_is_my_name 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 1:14

I wud be flattered lol

suxs4ulol 22

Monday 31 October 2011 6:07

at least he liked it!!!

jellybean91 12

Saturday 7 January 2012 21:51

I have had the exact same thing happen to me...

AnikaNicole 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 21:57

Thats why you put a picture with it :)

A7x4REVer 3

Friday 10 February 2012 8:14

So in other words "today my boyfriend told me he loves me, FML" so what if he doesn't **** you, aren't girls always talking shit about guys because we supposedly "only care about sex"?