Hilariously sexy

By Laceylace - 22/03/2009 20:40 - United States

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Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
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firefox42 0

I say post the letter! Let us decide. lol

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dwights 0

"dear boyfriend I want you to ride me like Seabiscuit. Spank me with a "riding crop". I then want to lick it clean." if it was something like that id say the same thing he did lol

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abbydoll1414 0

Could have been worse, he could have thought it was pathetic.

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xoprettystars 0

my boyfriend would say the exact same thing. lol

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kayronjm 0

LOL at #6: "I want you to ride me like Seabiscuit." Hahahahahahahaha

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fuckmylife13_fml 0

Today, my girlfriend wrote me a "sexy" letter that was supposed to arouse me. I thought it was funny and told her I'm glad that she has such a great sense of humor. FML.

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FunnyFace 0

That's actually probably better because it makes him more in love with you as a person and not just the sex. But, yeah, men do seem to go for rhetoric. Sad.

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mrstanfords 1

yeah it's not great, but at least he loves you, could be worse...

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cyberhoy 3

haha don't worry most people aren't very good at writting erotic literature

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devinek12 0

youre obviously retarded. tell him you want to slob on his knob like corn on the cob, bitch

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