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By :(( - 24/06/2012 21:45 - United States - Montevideo

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
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nadnerbz 6

Here come all the weed debates...

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kamikrazy 6

Police officer: How high are you. Pothead: No officer, it's "Hi, how are you"?

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Sundaysilence05 0

pre med student and "the reefer" is my best study guide

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DocBastard 38

I realise you'll never see this, but on the off chance you do - you better get off drugs before you start medical training. If you're caught using drugs while practising medicine, you lose your licence. Full stop.

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FN_Thomas 3

Not everyone who smokes weed is a loser, here is an example. One time I got really high, and saved all of Skyrim from dragons.

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Fasterkill 6

My boyfriend smokes almost every day. He's on the deans list at our college and has been for the past two years. He works at a successful job and has saved up almost 15k while simultaneously paying off tuition fees and monthly bills. Weed doesn't measure a persons worth. In two months, he will graduate and start an apprenticeship with a good company and then hopefully secure the career he's wanted for a few years now. It's not the marijuana. It's the person who uses it. He's always be motivated, responsible, and determined. Not to mention, he doesn't smoke during work or school so it doesn't interfere with his goals in life. I don't think this particular drug should be blamed for the poor choices people make, much less demonised by the media. That's just my opinion, though. I've seen a lot of stupid people do stupid things while high, but I've also seen a lot of intelligent people who are perfectly fine when they smoke.

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PsychedelicBOSS 0

I smoke the reefer daily and I am quite sucessful, what's your problem?

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eatsleepjb 8

At least you realized now. Some people don't realize that they have a problem until it's too late to do anything

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badjuice 1

Wait. How the **** am I a waste of life? I smoke weed most every day, yet hold down a job, help run music events, pay my bills, have no debt, give to charity, am generally well liked, have never gotten into an accident, and have never once blamed anything I did on any drug I did. No, my dear friend, if you have realized you are a waste of life, it is because of your decisions, your actions, your desires. Getting high is not the cause, though it may be the result. Learn the difference between correlation and causation; maybe that will help with your prioritization.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Those are all things you should do anyway. Is it special since you smoke weed?

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bizarre_ftw 21

My mum's on her way to her master's degree, is a high school special ed teacher, works with the mentally ill bringing them meds, taking them shopping, generally helping them live their lives, and she's about to open a business with her bf She's a Huge stoner

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Althenias 0

your an idiot and so are your parents, there are many people who smoke and are very successful. you just need to actually do something with your life and not just sit around only smoking up

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dominic1221 6

"Your an idiot," says the defendant. The prosecution rests.

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interesting33 36

Surely weed is dangerous? Can't it lead to schizophrenia?

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laden_swallow09 34

494- There was a propaganda movie in the mid-30s called "Reefer Madness". It's about a 17-year-old kid who accidentally killed his sister in a "reefer den". According to the movie, smoking marijuana led to schizophrenia. Allegedly, this movie was based on a true story. The fratricide really happened, but the boy was diagnosed with schizophrenia before the incident and therefore, not a catalyst for his mental illness. No, smoking weed doesn't make you a schizoid. Paranoid, maybe, but not a schizoid.

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MsBHaven 8

actually it can, temporarily... happened to a family member (though to be honest you have to be genetically predisposed to mental illness)

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