Health: Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't...

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

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By Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2011 17:40 - Romania

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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Nyehmaster 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:07

-insert shitty situation comment here-

Kua_Mei 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:13

That must have been extremely unpleasant. Eww. FYL, OP.

Comments

Nyehmaster 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:07

-insert shitty situation comment here-

fakeaccountX 6

Tuesday 4 January 2011 0:59

I also threw up. In my mouth. From reading this.

omgwork 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 8:49

or sucking my dick?^

andrewshields20 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:14

talk about a shitty day. n I bet u were happier then a pig in shit. til u got home n shit hit the fan.

dumbestdrummer 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 13:11

captain obvious strikes again!

megamandude455 10

Tuesday 4 January 2011 20:25

68 wins

soccersgr8 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 7:19

well that's a load of shit

wtfurcrazy 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:08

was it warm and squishy :)

PLAYSTATION33333 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 1:17

did u have a hangover

blondeandhot 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 5:45

I normally have filthy underwear, just not from pooping myself ;).

imaginaryvoice 18

Tuesday 4 January 2011 7:00

From... not washing them?

omgwork 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 8:54

only women wash clothes

DarylAndrew 2

Thursday 29 December 2011 7:20

I think 57's talking about masturbation or urinating

LilSideTwerk 0

Friday 30 December 2011 14:58

uhm why would you tell the world that 52?

Kua_Mei 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:13

That must have been extremely unpleasant. Eww. FYL, OP.

hudson155 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 1:54

ditto

rfngxhhshi 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 7:36

Almost as gross as everyone in number three's picture!

Anteezy 7

Monday 3 January 2011 23:16

Did you pop out a solid one in your underwear?

That_helped 4

Tuesday 4 January 2011 13:10

it could've been Diarrhea.

mereed 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 14:11

Or your head stupid

raya_kz 7

Monday 3 January 2011 23:19

Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

InnocentLies 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:20

FYL, Ick. I don't think anyone can deserve this.

jaesm17 5

Tuesday 4 January 2011 1:33

I see what you did there.

footballGOD58 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 6:43

I don't see it.

daddyslilswimmer 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:29

That's nasty

alig93 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 2:32

because if the panties clog the toilet, it would just add to this fml.

blasfmer 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:31

thats fantastic you struck gold

carlablob 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 9:47

why did that comment make me lol

Cass3m0 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:32

Commando? D: Don't they have replacement clothes?

iR0ckSkinnys 3

Monday 3 January 2011 23:38

Wow that really sucks times 100.That's dramatizing on your first day.I wonder what was everyones reaction in the hallway who witnessed it,but don't worry every one pukes and craps;it's only human.