By kimm1993 - 03/08/2013 04:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML
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logankyng 15

Time to follow through with that forgotten new year's resolution

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freckleface221 19

Gotta love kids. They always speak their mind.

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logankyng 15

Time to follow through with that forgotten new year's resolution

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ViRepz 28

To have another bundle of joy?

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

ViRepz...after having noticed your last 12 or so comments, I can't help but feel that you have many issues of your own in life, and you take out your frustration on random posters on FML by busting their chops (or trying to, anyway) and putting their comments down. Stop being so angry...breathe. Smile. Your parents love you. Go ask for a hug. PS- please don't feel obliged to reply. Good day. :)

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ViRepz 28

Hey if I made you reply to me, job well done =)

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CaiDog 20

He felt obliged to reply.

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Wizardo 33

#16, He's just an angry, sad, little man but if he continues to improve his comments he could be that one hilarious and bitter guy that everyone needs to know. Also I have a feeling him and olpally may be distantly related what with all the anger flowing out of them.

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hannahsnyder69 16

Angry Bird Guy, You know there's a problem if allll your comments have too many negative votes to even show

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CaiDog 20

^Actually, one of them isn't, and the funny part is pretty soon yours is going to be like that. I wonder what your problem is?

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Amoondris 17

Or she can have an extremely young baby, it is common to have a "baby belly" for a few months after having the child. Your skin has to go from being stetched to what your body needs to relearn what is/was normal.

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freckleface221 19

Gotta love kids. They always speak their mind.

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PterodactylMan 23

And scare people in bathrooms

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MichellinMan 20

Yep, and 90% of the time they're exaggerating.

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lalalaisling 10

Don't worry OP :) I'm sure you're lovely as you are. I've had quite a few experiences like that with kids myself, they don't know any better. You just gotta laugh it off and remember that you're beautiful!

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dancer4life143 13

Exactly! I have pretty bad acne and kids always ask me why I have red bumpy things on my face. It used to embarass me really badly but now I just laugh it off and explain to them what acne is(: and some of the kids are super sweet and will tell me things like "yay! Your bumps are going away!" haha

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Morgiepoooh9822 17

Kids really don't hold back from saying whatever pops into their mind.

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Steve95401 49

Time to hit the gym.

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CaiDog 20

Hey big is beautiful, am I right?

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laden_swallow09 34

Big CAN be beautiful. Rolls are not the same as curves. At all.

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jonmansheppard 9

Big as in flabby, lumpy rolls that look like spoiled milk, is not beautiful.

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cottoncandymango 17

Awww. She is only being innocent.

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tralala453 22

She's only a kid, don't take it too seriously.

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illegalbeagle69 23

No that means you take it very seriously!

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bandeek 30

Kids don't usually lie about things like that...

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tralala453 22

Not lie, but they can exaggerate.

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