Hit and run
By Ava777 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Ava777 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
lol u shoulda hit harder
I did this in my senior year of high school. I also had a bunch of cocaine and an impressionable freshman girl in my car at the time.
iiiirony.
Can't say i've hit a teacher, but in my sophomore year i skipped fifth, and drove my gf's car out the parking lot right past the school parole officer. Didn't even have a license at the time.. He just waved at me, lmao. Fun shit, skipping, although that was the only time i was in any real mortal danger from it. Thor watched over me that day. I won't say FYL, because that's just funny, but hell, i'd be a total hypocrite if i said YDI =D
You deserve it for thinking that skipping is a good thing.
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that was some quick karma, huh.
There are lessons to be learned here...