Cars, Accident, Students, Education and Transportation: Hit and run

ahahahaha i never skipped class in highschool but i probably could if i wanted to! (i did in college for the first two years) HAVE FUN :) and don't tell anyone :-P

csigabajnok 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 14:47

Karma hurts, doesn't it? :)

skifreak 0

Monday 23 February 2009 20:08

learn to drive dip shit

alwaysalady 0

Friday 27 February 2009 3:45

I once cut class with my best friend, and I realized that my mother had been tailing us for an hour. That was a bad, bad day. She took pictures.

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Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

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Today, at work, a man wanted to buy a garden hose which came up on the till as £1.99. He said that it was wrong and that it should be £1.89, so he then demanded that I called someone down to set it right. He held 20 customers up for 15 minutes to get 10p off a garden hose. FML

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Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML

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Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML

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Today, my husband and I were about to have sex for the first time in months. We wanted to spice things up by using chocolate sauce during a blowjob, but the chocolate glued his foreskin to his penis and he cried. Safe to say the dry spell continues. FML

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Today, during a layover between two flights, I managed to catch a shower. Too bad it was ginger ale and not water. FML

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