Intimacy: Hmmm, twins - FML

Hmmm, twins

By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 10:58 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

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By titmeister - 28/06/2016 16:30 - United States - Bayonne

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Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML

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By sigh - 24/01/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

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By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

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Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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By brunetteshavemorefun - 22/12/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom - Burnley

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Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML

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By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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Helldozer 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:21

It could that it's because you **** like a **** star.

blackicysheep 8

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:35

hahahahaha what's the **** stars name?? and you should be flattered. guys jack off to you :)

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ms_not_so_happy 0

Friday 1 January 2010 16:01

why is this a fml? #50 I could not said it better.

wasabiGT 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 15:15

hey #43, both of way spelling is correct. dont be an ignorant jack ass!! THANKS!!! And this isnt much of an FML. most girls freaking wish us guys would look like one of their fantasies or rather.

anyapersad 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:05

so I won't mind lol

micaellozano 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:02

wanna ****

ifmlftw 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 16:30

what pornstar?

campbellshayla73 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 22:19

wow fyl I nevr told my bf but I was named after my dads fav **** star

maddiesonnn 0

Friday 14 May 2010 3:32

i didnt knw u were a **** star!! i dont think he knew u were like that. fiesty!XD

map16 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 4:03

omg hi Pam Anderson my god ur **** are huge

dreamsmasher 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 4:44

That might be a compliment, take it...

much2blunt 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 14:07

aaaaand what's the problem?

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