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Hmmm, twins

By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 10:58 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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By brunetteshavemorefun - 22/12/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom - Burnley

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Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML

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By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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Top comments

Helldozer 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:21

It could that it's because you **** like a **** star.

blackicysheep 8

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:35

hahahahaha what's the **** stars name?? and you should be flattered. guys jack off to you :)

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decidedlyvague 11

Sunday 4 November 2012 15:09

So... You're hot? FYL.

DontSaveMe 16

Tuesday 29 October 2013 18:00

@79 No she didnt. We spell it 'favourite' in the UK. Not 'favorite'.

ilovemychem 22

Monday 30 December 2013 20:25

Charmer

_ARandomGuy_ 0

Saturday 6 September 2014 0:04

Whatta bf

namine120409 42

Monday 20 October 2014 15:04

What a dick.

CptSandwich 6

Thursday 30 October 2014 23:37

Atleast he's got priorities in life

tuxedoandex 28

Thursday 8 January 2015 4:42

That probably means that you're really hot.

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