Hmmm, twins
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If you say his favo(u)rite pornstar is Ron Jeremy, I think I'll puke. Do you have that mustache?
If that's the only reason, then you have some issues to work out. Like getting a personality and not sucking in bed. Just don't dump your boyfriend over this, because contrary to popular belief it will be quite hard to find another guy shallow enough to date you.
hahaha that's awesome guys are shallow trust me I know my gf looks like Megan Fox!!! i love it, **** I'm going back to bed I think some mornin nookie is in order peace
This is bad because...? Take it as a compliment. Most **** stars are HOT. At least he wasn't dating you because you look like his mother. O_O
Megan Fox < My ass crack true statement.
Maybe he likes the **** star because she looks like you.
Kill him and eat his brain! He deserves it for ******* your life up! Not. Why do you think your life sucks? Go make **** and get rich!
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It could that it's because you **** like a **** star.
hahahahaha what's the **** stars name?? and you should be flattered. guys jack off to you :)