Intimacy: Hmmm, twins - FML

Hmmm, twins

By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 10:58 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

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By brunetteshavemorefun - 22/12/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom - Burnley

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Helldozer 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:21

It could that it's because you **** like a **** star.

blackicysheep 8

Sunday 11 October 2009 16:35

hahahahaha what's the **** stars name?? and you should be flattered. guys jack off to you :)

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romanalcocer 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 17:54

thats a great thing!

chris_the_G 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 18:33

it's a good reason.

Njtorres 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 19:09

I understand your pain i mean, pornstar are good looking,nice body,got a lot of money and they **** the stars out of you ummmmyeaaa FYL indeed...

playfuldesk 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 19:29

I like savannah gold

fringle 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 19:51

oh wow o_o

Mzzangel 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:33

I'm failing to see the problem. how is this a fml?

ladiesman14 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 21:43

rofl i have done the same thing with the last 8 girls ive dated. i love girls who look like **** stars minus the warts and cold sores on the lips. thays how you tell if a girl is over 26, no hpv shot = warts. almost every guy i know has dated someone for this reason.

FoundManyLemons 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 22:41

Every relationship starts somewhere. Now, is it really the "only" reason?

kaykay007 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 22:59

not an fml...why are people so ******* sensitive!?!

mark11 0

Monday 12 October 2009 0:33

this is bad???

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