ACAB, Cops and Transportation: Hogs gone wild

Hogs gone wild

By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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You deserved it 4 339

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By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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You deserved it 9 317

By jkass - 07/10/2011 15:07 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML

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You deserved it 4 492

By italy1986 - 13/04/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML

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You deserved it 58 290

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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You deserved it 85 255

By unfortunatelyunlucky - 12/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML

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You deserved it 2 602

Officer McGiggles

By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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You deserved it 240

Baited

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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You deserved it 2 578

By Ilovelife07 - 07/07/2019 02:00

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML

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You deserved it 185

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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Chill

By daisyann - 15/07/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML

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You deserved it 55 590

DocBastard 38

Friday 28 January 2011 19:11

Where I'm from, you would have been tasered, shot, body cavity searched, beaten, shot, fined for the broken window, laughed at, shot, and arrested for resisting arrest.

SiobahnR 0

Friday 28 January 2011 19:56

see the problem with gun control Is that bad people don't really obey the rules so then u have a whole bunch of armed criminals running around and decent people have no way to defend themselves

Comments

teihas 7

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:41

Virtually all Canadian police are issued sidearms. That's both RCMP and municipal police.

ureffinyoko68 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:49

Lol

bv110 2

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:58

report him to the local police station of wherever you were, police shouldn't attack people unless they can clearly see that they have a gun

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:23

Mod-Hammer Damage: 99d20 Against KaySL: 0

barneyfife 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:54

educated, veteran, and gun lover! my kind of gal! thank you for your service ma'am.

barneyfife 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:57

can I sue you for stupidity?

barneyfife 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:59

amen!

canadacat 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:02

this is not an fml, this is pretty awesome.

barneyfife 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:03

couldn't have said it better! **** the liberals, thugs, and general otherwise pieces of shit that make society the shithole it is today! they are the problems with this country and it's time the true Americans take it back from the idiots in charge and the thugs on the streets. it's time for some Marshall law!