ACAB, Cops and Transportation: Hogs gone wild

Hogs gone wild

By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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By jkass - 07/10/2011 15:07 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML

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By italy1986 - 13/04/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By unfortunatelyunlucky - 12/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML

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Officer McGiggles

By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 07/07/2019 02:00

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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Chill

By daisyann - 15/07/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 28 January 2011 19:11

Where I'm from, you would have been tasered, shot, body cavity searched, beaten, shot, fined for the broken window, laughed at, shot, and arrested for resisting arrest.

SiobahnR 0

Friday 28 January 2011 19:56

see the problem with gun control Is that bad people don't really obey the rules so then u have a whole bunch of armed criminals running around and decent people have no way to defend themselves

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ParadoxInABox 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:09

Well, then I guess where you come from, one criminal with a gun would have a field day.

buff_jordan14 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:14

Well my first respectful comment got moderated so maybe I'll go the disrespectful route. This did not happen it's clearly a blatant lie by someone who just wanted to have his fabrication featured on FML. Were this legitimate he would have contacted the authorities and this would be a national news story. In Canada if a cop draws his gun then proceeds to beat a guy without provocation that becomes a national news story. Here is what would have happened because a cop will not draw their firearm in this country unless absolutely necessary. This is what would have happened: (dumbass lying high school kid gets out of car) Police Officer: Please get back in your car. (dumbass complies after saying my window is broken. If dumbass does not comply then perhaps measures are taken.)

buff_jordan14 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:16

And yes national news is so boring in this country that something this insignificant would be featured on the news.

idklalaalala 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:22

there is

talktomandybaby 8

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:39

haha:D you made my whole life.and my whole day.thank youuuu.love you;* <3

_Vamp_ 9

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:41

No. They're a stupid ass person for opening the door. If I were a cop and pulled someone over, I would expect them to stay in their car. Otherwise, I would consider that person an immediate threat. Although the person had no cruel intentions, there was no way for that cop to know that. It's protocol. The cop was just doing his job. It's people like you who say things like "**** the cops", but in a time of need you beg for them to protect you. Please, take your ignorance somewhere else.

HighasaCloud 46

Saturday 29 January 2011 3:18

"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both." -Omerta, Lamb of God. **** the Police forever and always. Learn to take care of yourself. If you incapable, you deserve whatever misfortune happens to you.

_Vamp_ 9

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:44

swampstomper 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:47

to you idiots who think gun control would help. it was a cop who had the gun not OP. if OP had been "bad guy" with a gun, cop may have been DEAD. anybody in ANY country could be beaten with the night stick. if you Outlaw guns, only Outlaws will have guns! guns cause crime, the same way garbage causes flys, erasers make mistakes, & forks make people fat'

LT73 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:52

The right to bear arms in the United States is not only to protect oneself, others and property, but to protect ones country as well, why do you think we've not had an invasion of foreign military for so long eh? As for that ordeal, well that sucked, but at least the officer let you off with a warning after realizing why you opened your door. It's not like every officer is a trigger happy moron.