Kids and Neighbours: Home invasion

Home invasion

By Anonymous - 26/07/2023 00:02

Today, I found my neighbours bratty kid in my house, eating my snacks, dirtying my sofa, and drawing on pages torn from my books. I marched him back home by the ear, him screaming I was a meanie, and his mother's only excuse was, “Boys will be boys.” No apology or anything. I HATE KIDS. FML

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By peestain - 25/10/2010 10:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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Great parenting, Patricia

By HeMayHaveSomeIssues - 28/02/2014 20:01 - Denmark

Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially, "Kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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You deserved it 6 039

By neighbour hell - 25/04/2013 17:56 - Norway - Kristiansand

Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML

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By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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Brat era

By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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Threat

By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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Call CPS, quick

By jessloveskate - 22/06/2022 12:00

Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML

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Paper thin walls

By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 05:00

Today, I live in an apartment and all I can hear is my neighbours' bratty kids screaming with their new toys. Not only do I hate kids, making this absolute torture, I also work nights and only fell into bed at 6 a.m. this morning, so that’s 4 hours trying to sleep so far and I’m back at work in 5 hours. FML

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You deserved it 274

JillianJuneBug 39

Wednesday 26 July 2023 4:22

Don’t hate kids, hate shitty parents

Hangryko 29

Wednesday 26 July 2023 0:39

Call CPS.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 26 July 2023 0:16

Are you a time traveler from the 1950's? Parents can't march children by their ears anymore, much less strangers!

Headlock912 2

Wednesday 26 July 2023 0:21

Good on you for marching him back home. Kid needs a kick up the ass pronto

Hangryko 29

Wednesday 26 July 2023 0:39

Call CPS.

maskedangel 11

Wednesday 26 July 2023 2:20

Bet they are going to blame you for not locking your doors to. Good for you. I would have done the same thing

JillianJuneBug 39

Wednesday 26 July 2023 4:22

Don’t hate kids, hate shitty parents

historygrad74 19

Wednesday 26 July 2023 16:13

You can still hate kids. I do.

ass 11

Wednesday 26 July 2023 17:19

Send the cops over. "Boys will be boys" means them jousting with brooms on their bikes because they're dumb, breaking and entering is a crime and that boy needs to learn that now before he becomes an inmate sucking up your tax dollars

HayNow 11

Wednesday 26 July 2023 17:30

It's not the kid you should be hating.... and lock your doors maybe.

FluffythePink 21

Thursday 27 July 2023 21:43

If it happens again call the cops from where the brat can't see you and let them take it back to its owners. File all the charges they'll let you and make a complaint about child endangerment and/or neglect. Letting your child free roam in strangers houses? That's just begging for serious consequences...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 30 July 2023 20:09

How did the kid even get in your house? Regardless, he should most definitely be taught not to just enter someone else's house. People like his parents should be instantly sterilized. Nothing infuriates me more than bratty kids with shitty parents.