Yuck

Thanks for the late breaking news Dad.

I'm with the people who wonder why you let a dog lick your face to begin with. I love animals, volunteer at the Humane Society and all that. I still wash my hands A LOT and would never eat or put my hands in my mouth after a dog licked them. I dont' know how many times I've had to pck up my food, get up, and wash my hands AGAIN before eating because my own dog wants to lick my hands or climb in my lap to "force" me to pet her while I'm trying to eat. PS It's not the food, she's fine about that. It's about the fact that I washed her scent off of me

At least your dog didn't lick the inside of a hot oven..

Timing is everything.

doc visit in the future?

YDI Anyone who let's a dog lick their face without caring that's the same body part it uses to lick it's ass get what they get for not caring it's gross.

I can't think of anything to say other than that really ******* sucks.

What are hookworms

I've heard that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's, but humans don't usually lick their own genitals, drink out of the toilet, eat their own barf, sniff another person's butt... Lucy from Peanuts was right, getting "kissed" by a dog does require some disinfectant!