Home sweet home

By Anon - 30/04/2014 02:07 - United States - Maidens

Today, after getting home from finals and finishing the semester, I had a very heartfelt reunion with my dog during which he licked me all over the face. About an hour later, my dad told me, "By the way, don't let him lick you, he has hookworms." FML
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foxwasalamb 24

well shit. i know how much i love my dog and i wouldnt think to ask "hey does my dog have any diseases?" sorry op

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Bekll 31

He should have told you BEFORE you came home... Not after some time you had spent with the dog.

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tencentsakiss 19

Maybe if you had your dog on a heartworm preventative like Iverheart max, you could have prevented hookworms in the first place.

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martin8337 35

Got hooked up.

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fillmore17 5

Well he also licks his balls so....probably not the greatest idea to let him lick your face anyway.

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megadki14 6

your dad should have known better and told you before you walked in the door.

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ibanghellokitty 8

That must have ruined your morning, sorry to hear that op

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kistilinoskipy 1

Just because the dog has hookworms and licks u doesnt mean unget them u have to come into contact with the feces to get them

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AliciaMeow 12

Dogs eat shit. And lick their asses.

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