Honest
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By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France
When she seems to have lost interest, it's time to pull out The Shocker -- two in the pink, one in the stink. See the Urban Dictionary for detailed instructions and many helpful mnemonic devices. On the other hand, you can always duct tape an iPhone to your forehead, so she can check e-mail, Facebook, text and call friends and family, pay bills, play games, read books, etc. as you insipidly plow her unhappy field.
The Shocker should work the first few times. If she still becomes bored, use said Urban Dictionary and look up The Cleveland Steamer, The Alabama Crab Crawler, or my personal favorite, The Dolphin.
Win, Perdix, just pure ******* win.
hahahaha
give your gf to me and I'll make sure she is NEVER bored
HA! you deserve it!
get some viagra learn some new poses and het sum PRACTICE...... u might consider getting a mew gf FYL
Angry Dragon time...
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does your hand fall asleep also?
you needa do a better job then