Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

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Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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kirbcheck76 3

does your hand fall asleep also?

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li_vikki 0

you needa do a better job then

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perdix 29

When she seems to have lost interest, it's time to pull out The Shocker -- two in the pink, one in the stink. See the Urban Dictionary for detailed instructions and many helpful mnemonic devices. On the other hand, you can always duct tape an iPhone to your forehead, so she can check e-mail, Facebook, text and call friends and family, pay bills, play games, read books, etc. as you insipidly plow her unhappy field.

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trizzieb 0

The Shocker should work the first few times. If she still becomes bored, use said Urban Dictionary and look up The Cleveland Steamer, The Alabama Crab Crawler, or my personal favorite, The Dolphin.

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perdix 29

Trizzieb, Blumpkin, FTW!;) I couldn't find Alabama Crab Crawler. Perhaps you meant the Dangler or the Slapper? Also, there were 39 definitions of dolphin. I like the female ejaculator the best, which definition was your favorite?

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nutycowboy 3

your life is so f-Ed bro

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Rickyretardo 0

give your gf to me and I'll make sure she is NEVER bored

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camicakess 0

damnnn that sucks :/ lols FYL.

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vi3tv0tinh 0

she's definitely ganna cheat on u or already have

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imasokool 0

get some viagra learn some new poses and het sum PRACTICE...... u might consider getting a mew gf FYL

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stormette_fml 0

ya need to work on that.

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perdix 29

The Cleveland Steamer with sure change things up. Boredom won't be an issue then!

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