Intimacy: Honest - FML

Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Spicy

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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You deserved it 19 406

By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Spicy

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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You deserved it 16 760

By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Spicy

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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You deserved it 6 827

By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - Wrexham

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML

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Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Spicy

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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kirbcheck76 3

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:14

does your hand fall asleep also?

li_vikki 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:11

you needa do a better job then

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tman9497 0

Friday 5 March 2010 3:16

she wouldn't do that to me

BlaqMetal13 0

Friday 5 March 2010 3:38

Give her a magazine or something then.

BlaqMetal13 0

Friday 5 March 2010 3:42

@81 Win!!!

niesenator 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:10

Sounds like an operator error

tedwin223 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:56

#16! finish in her eye hahahahahaha

bNMitchell 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:59

look guys it has nothing to do with small dicks my bf is big n I get bored all the time and we do all postions . I hav a.d.d. just try to work at it . I mean that or nut n just ignore it

NyCzFiNesT 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:15

just cut your ballz off you dont deserve to have them

MRsJenni 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:30

you need sex therapy! haha!

krazykiya12095 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:36

lmfao!!! aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaa thahh suxx do better thenn learn some new tricks

s_landholm 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:53

that sucks. can you say 'new girlfriend!'

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