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By Anonymous - 18/11/2019 20:00

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Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, then, my wife told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML
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You deserved it 345
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manb91gb 15

Well I hope her baby shower gift from you is divorce papers

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bl3ur0z3 17

On the one hand, she did increase the odds of conception. On the other hand, that better have been the best dinner she ever made.

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Wadlaen 23

Do you have an open relationship with your wife, or were you as shocked as some of us by that message (it also looks like she has been trying a bit harder than you..)..?😮

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AmbrosiaFan 18

"Divorce with a side of bitch get out of my house"

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adjwejaelwkdc 21

Demand a paternity test and find a good divorce lawyer. Not necessarily in that order.

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BorderCount 5

Am I the only one wondering if she was just messing with him?

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Cyberiian1 4

Now you know what she meant all those times when she left to go swinging in the park.

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julfunky 29

Are you in an open relationship? Polyamorous? I can’t see this being something someone who is supposed to be in a monogamous relationship would say so casually.

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J15237 25

I hope you told her cheating ass you want a divorce for dinner. Pregnant or not that's ****** up. You should leave her.

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crashtestdumplin 16

Well if it is your child maybe you could get full custody.

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