Work: Horny bonk

Horny bonk

By debodave - 22/07/2009 20:06 - Germany

Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs for help with my PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later, I was feeling horny, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr IT Guy was still connected. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2016 21:01 - United States - East Orange

Today, I asked a customer for a number we could call her at to let her know when we'd finished fixing her PC. I'm so desperately lonely that when she wrote it down for me, I got a raging boner. FML

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Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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Sink-dodger alert!

By penpendesrapen - 11/03/2010 00:40 - Philippines

Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML

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By je_regrette_tout - 09/03/2013 18:50 - France - Livry-gargan

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By burnnotice - 19/09/2009 14:10 - United States

Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML

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You deserved it 57 341

By Beva - 17/01/2013 05:03 - Sweden - Falköping

Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML

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By diddlysquat - 14/01/2009 08:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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Five knuckle shuffle

By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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You deserved it 1 001

Unionize!

By worksux - 05/01/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

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rob8625 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:32

You are really stupid to look at **** at work

SurfDaWave 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:37

YDI. At work? Really?

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Shyman4ever 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 15:55

I bet the it guy was enjoying himself

lcsun69 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:12

Ydi for using the word 'devilish'.

8trickster8 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:49

What the hell is the point of looking at **** at work? You can't "finish the job" so to speak. It doesn't make sense to me.

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 1:13

"I was feeling devilish, and quickly checked out an adult website"

Westy543 0

Friday 24 July 2009 1:52

I've never seen so much idiocy in the comments. @OP: YDI for going there, though.

diet_otaku 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:15

@30 - at WORK? "i phoned one of the IT guys upstairs" seems to indicate this happened in an office setting. in which case OP had no business checking out an adult website at ALL. not to mention the fact that IT would've seen that even if they didn't have someone remotely accessing his PC - they can log where the bandwidth goes and what sites you pull up. OP, YDI for being a dumbass and looking at **** at work.

FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Friday 24 July 2009 6:52

YDI.

amaneylandx3 0

Friday 24 July 2009 7:16

fuckinh pedo. it's people like who make the world wrong....

joshua70448 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:54

How on earth did you get pedophilia from this post? Next time you feel like you want to comment, take a couple of minutes to read through the entire FML and your entire comment and ask yourself "Is this comment going to make me look like a complete jackass?" If the answer is yes, then DON'T POST.