Work: Horny bonk

Horny bonk

By debodave - 22/07/2009 20:06 - Germany

Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs for help with my PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later, I was feeling horny, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr IT Guy was still connected. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2016 21:01 - United States - East Orange

Today, I asked a customer for a number we could call her at to let her know when we'd finished fixing her PC. I'm so desperately lonely that when she wrote it down for me, I got a raging boner. FML

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Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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Sink-dodger alert!

By penpendesrapen - 11/03/2010 00:40 - Philippines

Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML

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By je_regrette_tout - 09/03/2013 18:50 - France - Livry-gargan

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By burnnotice - 19/09/2009 14:10 - United States

Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML

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By Beva - 17/01/2013 05:03 - Sweden - Falköping

Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML

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By diddlysquat - 14/01/2009 08:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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Five knuckle shuffle

By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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Unionize!

By worksux - 05/01/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

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rob8625 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:32

You are really stupid to look at **** at work

SurfDaWave 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:37

YDI. At work? Really?

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cocky 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:34

should have used a Mac. then you wouldn't need it fixed. it would work correctly all along. :)

cucumberfabulous 7

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:53

Good idea.. =)

midwestjerk 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:28

Right. Not only would the Mac never, ever malfunction, it would also give him a ******* and fix the economy. I hope your post was meant in sarcasm, because if it wasn't, you're a ******* moron.

ezdosremember 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 5:38

your the moron for not having a mac.

midwestjerk 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 17:37

Learn how to ******* spell. I have no desire to own an overpriced middle of the road computer. I'm not a sheep and prefer to have a computer that actually works, so I build my own.

greenltrn2003 0

Friday 24 July 2009 1:21

ahh midwestjerk...always here to cause chaos all the 'learn how to spell' shit seems like the only thing most ppl can think of. Its highly annoying But macs suck tho, so I agree with you on that...

neomike0612 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 19:18

agreed

buckstop1 37

Tuesday 22 July 2014 6:14

We got a macboy!!!

darkmis1 17

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:34

YDI for doing that at work. do the job you were hired to do!

BadLuckTuck 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:42

YDI. My dad is an IT guy, and he's always busy fixing computers for shitheads like you.

tabasco70 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:23

well if it weren't for shitheads like him, your dad wouldn't have a ******* job would he.

Warzprite 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:27

Actually his dad would probably be doing more important things like managing the network, improving services, improving security, working out ways to improve the computing experience while reducing costs, the list goes on. Instead of fixing a system that some moron broke himself by doing something on company time with company resources that he shouldn't have been doing.

Arenick 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:48

An adult website, that would be like a mortgage website or something rite? The OP must have thought the IT guy would be jealous because he couldn't afford a house

meme3 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 8:14

Win.

Athabaska 10

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:00

Heh, that'll teach ya to wait till you get home for some devilish adult site action.

DirtyDiana_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:06

i hope you were watching 2 girls 1 cup, or 1 guy one jar. and the guy puked. lol i know someone is gonna look up 1 guy 1 jar after this comment, i suggest you not its sick as ****

LebChickOnFira 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 5:26

LOOL you got me curious

pntless 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:13

YDI for needing IT's help with something to begin with.

boredboisereside_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:17

I'm an IT guy. Want to know what happens to "devilish" people? We fire them. Zero tolerance.

Delilahlilah 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:19

Good. I can only wish that he was fired. There are a lot of people who need jobs, and people that have jobs and are using company time to look at **** don't deserve to have one. Someone could actually be productive at work.