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You must have been really lit.
Yeah..I’m torn between FYL and you deserved it because while it sounds like an honest accident, YDI for being that drunk, probably knowing how you get when you’re that drunk, and for being that stupid. Plus I’d say you both deserve it for having a fully lit candle nearby if you’re going to drink and mess around. What did you think could happen. Sorry that happened to you, be smarter next time.
"I've had guys come in who have 'sat' on candles while naked before, but you're the first who tried to drink one. You're a whole new level of stupid, buddy. And yes, we will be laughing at you when you leave." - your doctor
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If you get so drunk that you can't realize you're holding a candle instead of a beverage it's time to give up drinking for a bit.
You must have been really lit.