By halfasleep - 27/03/2012 14:00 - United States - New Haven

Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

My moth died, please like my comment; it's what he would've wanted :(

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mwrc8man94 1

I can't believe you threw it up! Weak stomach

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flamegrilled123 3

Try keeping mouthwash in your moth for more than 2 minutes and tell me that again

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SkoomaKi 27

Won't that kill my moth if i give it mouthwash?

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Birdie_Sage 0

Nope, the moth will first burn alive and then die.

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SkoomaKi 27

My moth died, please like my comment; it's what he would've wanted :(

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UrbanOutfitter 2

You're going to need to use that mouthwash a second time when you're trying to get rid of the horrid smell of puking.

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Cad6 24

Throwing up by itself is horrible. The added bonus of a mouthwash would tear my throat apart, and make me cry like a bitch.

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Crystal55621 19

53, you could also use toothpaste...just an idea..

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DrDilllonReese 12

70- since you took that route... or you could use both, as is commonly recommended by most dentists...

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MikeMikeTheAzn 3

If mouthwash goes through your throat, it pretty much dissolves everything in it, so the stomach throw it back up my itself

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mwrc8man94 1

What did you just say

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Feared 9

The native Americans where I live actually drink mouth wash and hairspray.

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

81 - 18 (your number backwards?!) is Betty Ford... I think.

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indigofire1230 3

I've had times where I've accidentally swallowed toothpaste, or things like that, from it getting too close to my throat and reflexively swallowing it. Maybe that's what happened...?

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ladyLALAA 28

17, call it what you wanna call I'm a ******* alcoholic!

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MCRaddict15 15

I can happen accidentally. Haven't you ever accidentally swallowed mouthwash, water in the shower, or when your gargling?

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kisaka 2

At least your breath will smell nice....? Or at least your throat

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lorenzoman77 7

You know you're an alcoholic when...

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obnum 19

When what!? Finish your sentence we will never get to know! D:

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lrgenesis 19

Imagine the feeling of pissing that stuff out…

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SkoomaKi 27

Probably a burning sensation but it would smell great!

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untamed112 0

You wouldn't your body would filter it out and it would be perfectly normal

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zebree 0

73 you sir are a bigger buzz kill than buzz killington (family guy reference)

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lrgenesis 19

Goddamnit 73... Lol @ 90

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RoseTintMyWorld 8

You know you have a drinking problem when...

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

... you drink too much?

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mapwellminner 4

Says the person with a bottle of alcohol for their picture.

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Spectre529 12

Why did you swallow it? That's disgusting.

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nofearjenshere 12

It was an accident.

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jessaiee 17

He swallowed it because it tastes good. Duh.

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tennisrapper1 14

I'd say be more careful next time... Johnny knoxville would demand more!

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dubzta 1

Lol ur name probably matches ur situation

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RedmontFief 7

Yea that's the whole deal. When you write a FML you type in what you want to appear as the "author". I think you'll find this true for most FMLs.

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