Cars, Messy and Transportation: Hot Mess - FML

Hot Mess

By bigmikenyc - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that if you leave a can of soda in parked car during a heatwave, it will explode all over everything. My car is like a human glue trap. FML

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You deserved it 29 226

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justsayfuck 5

Thursday 15 July 2010 16:06

So now you can either choose between driving with the windows closed during a heatwave and die of the heat, or drive with the windows open and attract all sort of insects :D Of course you'd have to sit in the 'human glue trap' at each of the options. Have fun :D

Raleigh_bruh 7

Thursday 15 July 2010 17:56

Dude, I mean no disrespect; but before I clicked on your pic I seriously thought it was a picture of Edward Cullen with an actual skin tone. :|

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faukinsmexii 0

Friday 16 July 2010 4:04

#56 Whoa! ****** amazin man!

fringle 0

Friday 16 July 2010 6:15

LOL that happened to my dad a few years ago.

bluebladez 0

Friday 16 July 2010 6:33

ya right.... mined didn't exploded during the heatwave 110F

MadManAndrew 0

Friday 16 July 2010 8:36

im with 70

mizcamenaija 0

Friday 16 July 2010 12:38

your life does suck but honestly I feel that could have been avoided with common sense I mean soda pressure sealed carbonated bubbles and heat not a good combination the heat was of course going to cause a pressure build up and cause it to explode. anyway you live and learn so here is more advice extreamly cold tempretures do. the same thing so don't keep in the freezer too long either

chantelfurtado 0

Friday 16 July 2010 15:06

pwned! and YDI for leaving garbage in ur car

RoxyRaccoon 4

Friday 16 July 2010 16:20

It wasn't garbage; it was still unopened.

smileyxoxo72 1

Friday 16 July 2010 20:50

try having a twelve pack in there.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 17 July 2010 2:00

dumbass. but lmfao

phishlips 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 22:21

Don't feel too bad, people do it with children or animals. Sure, you got a mess to clean and learned something, but at least you can sleep at night.

slightlyconfused 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 22:29

that happened to me before

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