Hot Mess
By bigmikenyc - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By bigmikenyc - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
owned! :D
I'm sure that's going to be fun to clean up. I would just get the car detailed.
20 - your picture in epic :D
#1 - Your eyebrow uneveness is bugging me lol.
ydi for using human glue
i had a 12 pack of soda in my car i hadnt brought into the house yet. i would take sodas out of it everyday for work. last week i went to open one and it exploded in my hand. it doesnt always happen, it can happen and when it does happen it can cut you and scare you half to death. oops!
YDI for drinking soda. Jk but that sucks.
#18 and #22 OP didn't say he left it in there on purpose, or even thought about it and then decided to leave it in his car regardless. for all we know, he could have forgotten about it on the backseat..
WOW. OP, IS STUPID. Think 'bout what he said, "My car is like a human glue trap. " -.- His CAR is like a HUMAN glue trap ? really ?no. Cars can't be human.
uh #55 i think you'll find it's you who's the stupid one :)
wow 55 just wow but that really sucks OP
Haha, yeah 55, I have to agree with BassFace.
35 what are you talking about. they aren't uneven you can't even see the other one.
64 it is personification...
no 72, both are correct. They mean the same thing.
how on earth do you know the can was in view!? could he not have forgotten it was there!? I've often left bottles of water in the back of my car completely forgetting their there as they have rolled under the car seat
I can see how you forgot about your soda. It's just like when people forget about their babies in the backseat. You should leave something important in the backseat, like your phone, so you don't leave behind your baby.
blue waffle ftw ? really ? baha, no.
90, ohh. Damn, now I feel stupid. D: kaybye.
use a good ol SHAMWOW!
fake! we once left a whole 24 pack o pepsi in my car and it exploded but was not a "human glue trap"
all I said was I don't think this is real bcuz it happened to me with a 24 pack and it wasn't a "human glue trap" and i got moderated.
#55 I think he means a trap for humans
lol 107.. yeah op, maybe it was the soda's first time
@35, I actually enjoy her eyebrow unevenness. Could be because she's kinda hot, but i alway enjoy a girl who doesn't shape her eyebrows into a shocked expression.
op that's horrible.. next time have it in the shade? or chug that can down. 93.. I love your random facts keep em comin
u can jus say to ur friends u had a crazy time with some hott chic in the car
#55 YOU are the one who is stupid to not be able to comprehend simple English.
#64 there are smart black people? also, op: youre a moron. what else was gonna happen?
35- I gots a scar there :P it bugs me too
just smh to this idiot
#18 it's captain obvious. yea he totally forgot it in there on purpose to see what was gonna happen. and I'm Sargent SARCASM. obviously he never remembered about it. and I think he knew that was gonna happen. OP IS SAYING: Oh shyt. I FORGOT that this can of soda was in here. Damn it... it exploded and now my car is like a human glue trap. look at the mess. now I have to clean it up. FML
damn, barqs does have bite.
mythbusters popped myth, sorry
Who the **** cares what you wear in the heat.
Were u upset when the Jonas brother got married?
ydi for having a car and leaving it the drink in there! I mean WTF did you thunk was gonna happen?
YDI for sayin thunk
Let's see: You're old enough to own a car but you didn't know that a coke would explode in it? YDI for being an idiot.
i didn't know this kind of thing can happen...why would someone automatically know this?
hey 82- you can't go around calling people dumbasses just because it's you know because you're sad it happened to you also
That sucks, lol.
you are beautiful.
YDI for having no common sense. Besides, were you planning on drinking piping-hot soda?
it happens when a can of soda freezes in your car... it expands... and before you know it, everything is mega sticky! it's like a giant mouse trap o.O
So now you can either choose between driving with the windows closed during a heatwave and die of the heat, or drive with the windows open and attract all sort of insects :D Of course you'd have to sit in the 'human glue trap' at each of the options. Have fun :D
Hmm.. yeah, guess I forgot since my mom's car doesn't have it. I'm used to driving with the windows open.
haha ya probably not the smartest idea :P
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So now you can either choose between driving with the windows closed during a heatwave and die of the heat, or drive with the windows open and attract all sort of insects :D Of course you'd have to sit in the 'human glue trap' at each of the options. Have fun :D
Dude, I mean no disrespect; but before I clicked on your pic I seriously thought it was a picture of Edward Cullen with an actual skin tone. :|