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Hot stuff

By Liam. - 01/02/2010 05:15 - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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Look where you're going, dude

By balancestrikesagain - 24/04/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML

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By Chris - 01/01/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML

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By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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By ZeroLuck - 16/08/2013 02:32 - United States - Miami

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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Smooth gym bro

By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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By Greg - 16/12/2018 13:30

Today, I arrived to apply for my much-needed dream job. Without warning, just as the elevator opened, a complete stranger kicked me square in the nads. FML

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Rocyer 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:21

Nice bruise.

doink 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:24

Did she have a Hoveround? If she did then technically you wouldn't have been lying.

Comments

alya_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:34

ahahahaaaaa. :D she is a catch, mate.

Scoop2552 6

Monday 1 February 2010 12:37

Wow, YDI for thinking that would be your best line.

smokey13bk 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:43

hahahaha funny as Fu..k

iEmily 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:43

YDI for using a pick up line like that... she probably thought you were making fun of her disability.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 22 December 2014 10:20

A broken leg isn't a disability.

rwac07 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:54

hahahaha... you shoulda said something more creative like "nice rack" or "**** or gtfo"

hachbee 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:55

lol nice work

IndigoKitty 3

Monday 1 February 2010 12:57

oh man, she's a keeper!

teamhat 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:59

what an asshole thing to say man

Solkre 0

Monday 1 February 2010 13:00

At least she touched your sack.

dumbhaters 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 12:43

"atleast she touched your sack" I think she punched it not touched it.

Twinklestar 0

Monday 1 February 2010 13:02

What the hell? Who reacts like that? It's a broken leg, not a permanent disability. Not the greatest pick up line sure, but not really offensive either. Certainly not offensive enough to warrant punching him in the balls.

amy397123 0

Monday 1 February 2010 13:55

Indeed. Tell me again why you like this girl?

CheshireHalli 19

Monday 1 February 2010 20:40

I'm actually finding myself in agreeance with Twink. I thought it was adorable. Maybe not the BEST line, but NOTHING that warranted getting HIT IN THE BALLS! OP, FYL. At least you (hopefully) know how she is now.