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Hot stuff

By Liam. - 01/02/2010 05:15 - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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Look where you're going, dude

By balancestrikesagain - 24/04/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML

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By Chris - 01/01/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML

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By TuralSucks - 11/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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By ZeroLuck - 16/08/2013 02:32 - United States - Miami

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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Smooth gym bro

By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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By Greg - 16/12/2018 13:30

Today, I arrived to apply for my much-needed dream job. Without warning, just as the elevator opened, a complete stranger kicked me square in the nads. FML

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Rocyer 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:21

Nice bruise.

doink 0

Monday 1 February 2010 12:24

Did she have a Hoveround? If she did then technically you wouldn't have been lying.

Comments

wolfmother_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 17:15

man ur a real flirt

Thaddeus_Prime 0

Monday 1 February 2010 17:16

what a dumbass how about "how did you break your leg?" bam instant conversation. you listen, pretend to care about her injury blablabla and she doesn't think your a dick

happyhak 5

Monday 1 February 2010 17:47

HAHA! I can see why you hasve a crush on her, OP, she is one funny girl!

J_nazzty 0

Monday 1 February 2010 17:56

nice chair???..nice chair??..are you serious??? is that honestly the best you can do???..mann u have no game...and she was a bitch for hitting you though

pjfromok 0

Monday 1 February 2010 18:25

No game at all, damn son!! I am going to actually call BS on it being wrong of her to punch him in the junk. If I was in the elevator and heard that sorry excuse of a flirtation I woulda punched the OP in the balls too!!!

tisiphone_fml 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:57

Yeah, if she's in a wheelchair instead of on crutches, she probably got hurt really badly...

CheshireHalli 19

Tuesday 2 February 2010 15:22

Tisi, not always. One of my friends was in a wheelchair for a crutches injury. =/ They put her in a wheelchair so it'd be easier for her to get around, NOT because her injuries were that bad.

viper63 0

Monday 1 February 2010 18:02

that's fcking great lol

leftylanza 0

Monday 1 February 2010 18:16

yeah, that was totally wrong of her.

blastvortex 3

Monday 1 February 2010 18:34

A sarcastic-sounding comment warrants a sarcastic-sounding response. A kick to the crotch is a little extreme, but it's not like you didn't deserve something, OP.

dark_path 0

Monday 1 February 2010 18:39

FYL, but seriously, get some better pick up lines.

poooook 0

Monday 1 February 2010 21:33

agreed, karasufyre(:

I_Deserved_It 10

Monday 1 February 2010 18:41

It says that he panicked, I think he meant to say "nice hair" but it turned into a slip of the tongue.

AllAmericanDude 6

Monday 1 February 2010 18:45

Its not that the girl OP was trying to flirt with was a bitch, its that she thought he was making fun of her. OP, seriously YDI for not being able to come up with a better line than "nice chair". You should have asked her what happened and why she was in a wheel chair, she would notice that you care and might give you a number or somethin.....