By Kimmiko - 04/06/2009 12:17 - Germany

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML
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jeremymg91 0

Sucks for you.. can't really punish her though.. I didn't understand that "drinking" was an alcohol term when I was younger either.

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ladycoyote 0

Ah, children. Reason #8672 why I'll never have any. :)

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adrastus 0

That Sucks. Stupid Kids. woot first!

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Metzler31 17

Whenever my parents were pulled over by the police, they told us just to sit quietly and not talk (for reasons like this). This kid needs to be taught a lesson for contradicting his dad/mom(?) like that.

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Marcella1016 31

It's drunk. Use of the word "had" means u you use the past participle of "to drink" I drank a milkshake I have drunk a milkshake He has drunk a milkshake I had drunk a milkshake Look it up. I hate when people correct others and are wrong. On a related note, the kid in this FML is a helpful little bastard, isn't he?

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BaronW 0

I'm sure you passed the sobriety test anyway, is this really an FML? Technically, the kid was semantically correct.

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ridder215 7

Yea but 1 problem, the kid said "Yes !HE! did..." but under it reads that u are a woman..?

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ladycoyote 0

Ah, children. Reason #8672 why I'll never have any. :)

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jeremymg91 0

Sucks for you.. can't really punish her though.. I didn't understand that "drinking" was an alcohol term when I was younger either.

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bandaidface 0

Same haha. I would get so upset when my mom would drink coffee in the car.

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SadNemo 0

Oh yeah, me too. But if I was this guy I would have turned around and asked, "What did I drink?" and the kid definitely wouldn't say alcohol. They would have said a milkshake. But I guess the OP didn't think of that.

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missalkali 8

maybe he did think of that, and did exactly that. that doesn't take away from the fact the it causes a really awkward situation when your kid says that. just cuz the situation is rectified doesn't mean you can't post it on FML

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blueBerrytaco 0

What did the cop say

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Liamj774 36

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maggie_gxx 0

hahah. cute. yeah if you passed the sobriety test then you're off the hook right? so no big deal...

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