Health: Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems...

By HappyBirthday - 28/05/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML

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By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

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Left behind

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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Drive

By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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By Mr. Headshot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML

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You deserved it 3 643

By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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Party for One!

By Sam - 08/12/2017 01:30

Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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Two rooms, two atmospheres

By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 16:58

Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML

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Holly_GoLightly 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:35

Shitty. thats why you need to buy icecream cake

minidonut54 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 12:20

she DID buy something storemade D:

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Holly_GoLightly 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:35

Shitty. thats why you need to buy icecream cake

crazyladydaisy 4

Thursday 2 September 2010 3:19

How would ice-cream cake change anything?... and OP it's the thought that counts :)!

BlanketHogger 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 16:04

It probably wouldn't have gave them food poisoning. And same b-day!

sourpatchbitch 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:36

ouch.

baby_love 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:35

that sucks, at least you tried lol

xremxrem 8

Wednesday 15 May 2013 6:58

**she and I

smiley_girl 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:35

aw I'm sorry

baby_love 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:36

that sucks, at least you tried tho lol

Neottia 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:36

that sucks

jem1991 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:37

food poisoning is awesome.YDI for not buying her something store made

minidonut54 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 12:20

she DID buy something storemade D:

Desertman123 4

Friday 29 May 2009 2:37

at least you did the right thing

lonerftl 3

Friday 29 May 2009 2:37

Sorry to hear that. :/

kelllieeee_ 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:37

that suckss, but its the thought that counts :P

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